blakspring

Act 1:
Two students, a boy and a girl, walk into the library at the tail-end of the school day.
Boy: I like the library. It’s the place to be.
Girl: Why?
Boy: ‘Cause it’s mad quiet up in here.
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Act 2:
Two women drinking iced coffees on the subway. The rumble drowns out some of the dialog.
Woman #1: […]

The cousins were confused as to why D and I thought this sign was funny:

Then again, it took me a good five minutes to figure out why they were snickering when we mentioned a shag carpet.

I was going to motivate myself to write a bit about London and Prague. Yeah, right. Instead, Little Sister and I somehow ended up looking at footage of Bush-isms on YouTube for about two hours. At some point it all started to repeat; one man, no matter how idiotic, can’t be expected […]

I know that all five of you expect more, but it seems like not much interesting has happened lately. I mean, I would have so much more stuff to write about if I didn’t spend a large portion of my day at work. But I do need to stay at my job for […]

I saw this skit recently on a MadTV repeat and thought it was damn witty:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcjLEwZqcQI

I wonder if Dubya had a chance to see it. Then again, he probably wouldn’t get it anyway.

Me: I’m gonna start taking better care of my skin - wearing my gloves when it’s cold, moisturizing more.
D: So next time you’re out in the sun I guess I should force you inside.
Me: No, a little sun every day is good. It’s the best source of Vitamin D.
D: (pointing to himself, smiling, and […]

Since 99% of the spam that I get has to do with counterfeit Rolexes (I have no idea why), the remaining 1% tends to catch my eye. Especially when it is from one Dr. Fredric Cantrell telling me “You have chance to become a real man”. How did Dr. Cantrell know that it […]

D and I want to do more indoor climbing so D bought a chalk bag for when we eventually get around to doing this.
“It’s so nice. It’s almost a shame to put chalk in it and dirty it up.”
“Well, what else would you use it for? A coin purse?”
“Yeah, like a new kind […]

“If you want it to move up and down, you have to rub here.”
I was trying to explain to my friend how to scroll up and down on a web page using the touch pad on my laptop. Honestly, I was. It just came out wrong. No wonder he looked at me […]