blakspring

Act 1:

Two students, a boy and a girl, walk into the library at the tail-end of the school day.

Boy: I like the library. It’s the place to be.

Girl: Why?

Boy: ‘Cause it’s mad quiet up in here.

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Act 2:

Two women drinking iced coffees on the subway. The rumble drowns out some of the dialog.

Woman #1: He asks me for money everyday. Everyday it’s like “give me…” (rumble)

Woman #2: Yeah, I don’t like that. I mean you can ask once or twice… (rumble)

Woman #1: You know what, he’s a smoocher.

Woman #2: You’re right, he is a smoocher.

Woman #1: Yeah, he smooches off of people.

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