Because I’m tired of my own claptrap (and because I am determined to be asleep by 10:00 pm), I am not going to whine and moan about anything tonight. And as you all breathe a sigh of relief, go check out this very clever website. Miranda July made it after writing her book of stories No One Belongs Here More Than You. Just follow the pink arrow in the bottom corner (but make sure you click on “the beginning” - you’ll see what I mean).

The site is so simple yet completely ingenious. It sums up for me the difference between artists and the rest of the world. If Ms. July was bottling her creativity, I would buy at least a crate full. If it only came in syringes I would celebrate with a black-and-blue bottom. And if it was in powder form I would snort enough to make Kate Moss jealous.