Did I ever mention that besides a huge book collection my library has an enormous video collection? Yes, video as in VHS, as in some of the kids don’t know what it is. There’s got to be about 3000 videos, many of which are great classics, theater performances, art documentaries, etc. But there is also way too much garbage like How To Fill Out FAFSA Forms 1991-1992, Ernest Goes To Camp, and this beauty:

Are you jealous, bitches?